Boner petite and the gentleman of Moses are hosting free improv shows fridays in july! 10:30 at The Oracle.

Men are Animals

Most of my ex boyfriends remind me of otters:

1. They're good at cuddling.
2. They're difficult to keep in captivity.
3. They can crack shellfish on their abs.

http://dailyotter.org/

xoxo
Becca

Sasstrashchic!

I wore an adorable dress, which did not come off as adorable. At all. It came off as dumb. WHY is it so fucking cold!

What has K-Fed been up to since the divorce?????

Apparently about 265!

Some bum just told me i could be a model! .... I walked away super fast before he changed his mind.

Calling all BONERS, I'm going to watch Dina and Brad in Stubs at iO, 10:30p. Come!!