Boner Petite

And I can honestly tell you that you are right, Jo...

2011-05-02T13:11:32.858-05:00

And I can honestly tell you that you are right, JoJo. They did kill!

Claymore's Welts SHOW!

2011-04-26T15:51:58.549-05:00

Claymore's Welts SHOW!

I'll tell you who WON'T kill it...Abbott &...

2011-04-26T15:28:25.000-05:00

I'll tell you who WON'T kill it...Abbott & Costello EMIRIGHT!>!?!?!?!?!?

2011-04-26T15:27:24.282-05:00

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My head is very hot. Because it's 82 degrees h...

2010-10-11T16:48:33.695-05:00

My head is very hot. Because it's 82 degrees here in LA!

this same poster is in my office!!! it's right...

2010-07-20T13:36:12.114-05:00

this same poster is in my office!!! it's right in front of the shitter so you get to read it every time you dump. This is where i was inspried to write the "while shitting" bit.

love it! love you!

The only thing wrong with the note is that it isn&...

2010-07-03T11:42:06.889-05:00

The only thing wrong with the note is that it isn't more concise. "Always flush the toilet after use." might be better.

Not flushing the toilet is completely inappropriate and it's inconsiderate to others who have to use the bathroom. Acknowledging the inappropriate behavior and asking for it to be corrected is completely appropriate.

If she doesn't start flushing after she reads the note the next sign should be a picture of her with the caption "If you see this woman please remind her to flush the toilet."

I love you Jo! You are freaking hilarious!!!

2010-06-04T15:23:38.717-05:00

I love you Jo! You are freaking hilarious!!!

You have bewitched me, body and soul. FRIENDSHIP!...

2010-05-01T20:45:34.755-05:00

You have bewitched me, body and soul.

FRIENDSHIP! LOVE! TRUST! CUMFART!

Dude! I want to have a girls night sleep over and ...

2010-03-28T12:15:56.938-05:00

Dude! I want to have a girls night sleep over and then once you fall asleep, I'll dip your hand in warm water, forcing you to pee yourself and regress back to your pan pizza days---reedick!!!!

Yes! Can't wait to put the speakers up to my g...

2010-03-22T12:15:57.877-05:00

Yes! Can't wait to put the speakers up to my gigantic belly and listen! XOXO

This is so "9 to 5" - I think Chris is t...

2010-02-25T14:19:02.147-06:00

This is so "9 to 5" - I think Chris is the Jane Fonda character. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080319/

Please. Please prepare a youngish rap about you be...

2010-02-18T10:39:01.418-06:00

Please. Please prepare a youngish rap about you being a future non douche nozzle boss so you can use the next time your boss gives you the bizzness. I love thinking of you just rapping...it's the COOLEST!

ha ha, gotta love the ludacommuta! i'm pretty...

2010-01-13T14:07:31.940-06:00

ha ha, gotta love the ludacommuta! i'm pretty sure this is how luda would express the commute (if he didn't have so much dough and actually had to do it.) blast that shit!

absolutely LOVE both the song and your goal!! do i...

2010-01-05T04:28:57.424-06:00

absolutely LOVE both the song and your goal!! do it girl. take no prisoners. for real, this song makes me happy. :)

BRING IT, BUTTAH!...my iPod is WAITING!

2009-12-17T16:06:24.009-06:00

BRING IT, BUTTAH!...my iPod is WAITING!

Why do women always offer up tips for guys about p...

2009-12-11T16:59:09.208-06:00

Why do women always offer up tips for guys about picking up women? It's as if we men are perplexed about our own sexuality and we need women to sort it out for us. If we would just take the quiz in Cosmo, we would have all the rules on how to engage the opposite sex, right? Last time I checked, we still make up 50% of the sexual mix. If there's anyone confused about our sexuality, its women. Women have this perpetual need to try and make men think and act like women. It's like trying to eat a doughnut and convince it not to make you fat. It's a practice in futility. Men are driven to hit on women by the same nature that makes women go to prominent universities to major in something as banal as elementary education. If we suddenly stopped looking at your breasts the human species would cease to continue. No matter how much to try to exert dominion over reproduction and resulting child birth, it still takes a man to get you pregnant. Men will hit on women in a way that is natural to men, not the way women want them to. You will never fully understand your male counterpart or his motives because of one simple truth; you are not a man. Just try to be grateful a man takes interest in the first place. It’s just a hunch, but I think you already are.

Was this dude a vampire? ...this journal entry has...

2009-11-20T16:44:52.038-06:00

Was this dude a vampire? ...this journal entry has Stephanie Meyer's written ALL OVER IT.

That link you provided for the streaming Christmas...

2009-11-13T09:43:32.842-06:00

That link you provided for the streaming Christmas music radio station is hillarious "It's like getting an early Christmas present".

really.clever!!!!!

I can't stop laughing about #4...that's ju...

2009-11-02T19:34:35.474-06:00

I can't stop laughing about #4...that's just wrong!

Coffe @ 11 pm is a one way ticket to fingerblast l...

2009-09-11T16:38:19.426-05:00

Coffe @ 11 pm is a one way ticket to fingerblast land. Guarenteed.

that was such a trashy night overall.

2009-08-28T12:12:40.077-05:00

that was such a trashy night overall.

Annie! You already are a LARPer! this pic

2009-08-20T08:35:46.058-05:00

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CONGRESS!

2009-08-20T08:29:57.008-05:00

CONGRESS!